This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.
The mom doesn’t even look panicked she’s just “Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I fucking told you.”
In the myths this is also one very trustworthy thing about Loki. Don’t mess with his family, his rage will rip apart the entire fucking cosmos and he won’t have a fuck to give.
- A confession.
- A lengthy lecture.
- My muse for two nights.
- A night time cuddle coupon.
- A gift.
- A strip tease.
- A passionate kiss.
- A nose kiss.
- One day where they can do whatever they want to my muse.
- A date.
- A romantic night out.
- A girl’s/boy’s night out.
- My muse has to live out one fantasy for your muse.
- A hot make out session.
- A drink at the bar.
- A dinner made by my muse.
- A free trip to a carnival with my muse.
Scarlett Johansson At The Premiere Of Under The Skin At The 70th Venice International Film Festival
I bought a comic book and I am so done
If you still care, don’t ever let me know.
"Are you sure you should be…exposed in such a manner?”
Yet…What is Loki without Thor? For there is nothing in all creation that can exist without its opposite. It is dark that defines light, pain that gives meaning to pleasure, absence that makes presence knowable. I am fixed by him I hate, and he by me.
And only his death or mine will end the cycle.